Nobody really knows anything...
But everyone thinks they do.
I certainly don't know anything.
But, like everyone else, I think I do......
So here's stuff I think I know
Although, I don't think you should read it. Because nobody really knows anything.
me == stupid
Don't listen to me.
In fact, you should stop reading right now.
If you're still reading there's probably something wrong with you, because I wrote this and there's probably something wrong with me. Nothing that i say should ever be listened to, taken seriously, or repeated back into air waves in any form in general. the fact that I even discuss a subject should suggest an error in it and its participants merely by my association.
Everything exists because it can. There is no other requirement for existing.
Everything is relative.
The size of anything depends on what you're comparing it to.
Life goes on.
There is no way to deserve it or earn it. You already have it. You, and only you, get to choose what to do with it. People will tell you what you should do with it. but they will also ask for money. So figure that one out.
In reality, there is no life anywhere.
The things that we call "alive" are the things that most resemble ourselves. Beyond this, everything is essentially the same.
Everyone is selfish. This is okay because everyone must be selfish. If everyone were selfless there would be no selves. There would be only one thing. It. Everything. And no one to call it anything.
Good and evil are opposite ends of desire. On one end is everything you desire. On the other is everything you fear.
Good people are only happy when you're happy.
Evil people are only happy when you're sad.
Love and hate are opposite ends of reason.
On one end is everything you choose to see. On the other end is everything you choose to ignore.
The earth is kept afloat in space by several large elephants standing atop several LARGER sea turtles. I just haven't figured out if it's flat or round yet.
Movement is everything. How things move determines what they are, what they were, and what they're going to be. Everything you do, have done, and will do is moving something from one place to another. Every movement you make is a choice to take from one thing and give to something else.
If movement is everything, the art of mastering everything is the art of mastering different types of movement.
If you help others accomplish their goals, they will most likely return the favor. With interest. If you prevent people from accomplishing their goals, they will most likely return the favor. With even more interest.
Karma is what happens when the waves you send out come back to you. Be careful what you send out.
Laziness is good. It's the only way to know if you're wasting time. Laziness is the key to efficiency. The less work you want to do, the more you'll think of efficient ways to do it.
we naturally think in pictures. Words are much more efficient, but much less accurate.
Societies are cooperative redundant arrays. Cooperative redundant arrays allow us to specialize.
cooperative + redundant array + specialization = epic win
The problem is always the opposite of the solution. If you see a problem, you're really seeing the solution. You're just comparing it to the real state of things, which is currently the opposite of the solution. If the problem is merely the reverse of the solution, the art of creating solutions is simply the art of accurately seeing the problem.
The more you think you know, the less you actually know. forget all your assumptions and you will be left with nothing. But what is.
Belief seeks thhe closest matching reality. Remember this when dealing with others. No one sees the world as it is, only as they believe it to be.
Humans are probably the first species on this planet with the capability to believe and maintain complex systems of nonsense at will. Sadly, this may be our best and most redeeming attribute.
You can accomplish any goal and you can be anything you want to be. All you need to do is believe the previous sentence.
Everything would be much easier if we all just chose one number and stuck with it. I suggest 42. Or possibly 13. I am not superstitious.
Someday, i will most likely be killed by someone who can't handle a joke, someone who plays a short game, someone who lacks the foresight to see greater long-term gains from cooperation, someone even more foolish than me.
Now THAT'S funny.
It is wise to listen to your parents. They've been around long enough to gain loads of wisdom and learn many things. It is unwise to do what they tell you to. They're full of shit.
Life is absurd.
Humor is required for happiness. If you can't appreciate absurdity, you can't appreciate life.
Life is fair. It treats everyone equally. You get exactly what you deserve. You got in for free, so stop complaining. Asshole.
Everything is meaningless. We add meaning to help ourselves. If we go, all of the meaning goes with us.
Stop taking everything so seriously. Just have fun. That's not a fact, just a suggestion.
The past is an illusion. we create these things to help ourselves. There is only now. Right now. Now.
Death goes off. And that's ok. Because off is nothing. And nothing is nothing to worry about.